V-Day Death Metal

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The best song to get in the mood for valentines day, a song about a true love that will never break or falter!!! Make sure you read the lyrics to get the true feelings, also note dat amazing drumming via Shannon Lucas.

Progress Report

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Remember in my Ain Soph article, I stated that some of it’s members left to form or Join new bands, eventually coming back to Ain Soph? Bellaphon is one of them.

 

Formed in 1981, Bellaphon consisted of Taiqui Tomiie on drums, Toshihiro Tanaka on guitar, and Mitsutaka Kaki on keyboard, all ex members of Ain Soph. While they do have about two or three albums under their belt, they tend to focus more on live performances whenever they can due to their conflicting schedule, reason being that Taiqui and Toshihiro both have day jobs to tend to, leaving Mitsutaka, they keyboardist, to keep the band alive.

Like Ain Soph, they are also influenced by Camel, mostly going for the symphonic and Melodic approach, while throwing in a bit of fusion at times. King Crimson and Pink Floyd are cited as some of their other influences.

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Daily Death Metal

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Been far too long. Bringing you some brutal, old school shit. One of the albums that helped create Melodic Death Metal, this is the beginning of a genre of metal and an era of music. Check it.

Reaction to Batman and Robin #24

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The Comic:
Seriously, this Greg Tocchini is going to go places

The Reaction:

*Art by Greg Tocchini, words by Judd Winick

Probing DC Comics: Part 3: Batman Part 2

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And we’re back.

There are a lot of Batman comics.

After my last post I realized that I never actually talked about Batman, the character. Sure I spoke about some of the stories he’s starred in, but I never actually bothered to explain the actual premise of those stories. I guess I figured I didn’t need to.

So let me correct this: Batman’s a dude who saw his parents get shot and then devoted the rest of his life to being the coolest person alive so he stop all crime forever via punching.

And so naturally he’s become one of the most iconic and beloved creations of the last century.

Don’t let that statement fool you, I genuinely think Batman is the greatest. But there’s this thing you need to know when you transition from the bigger iconic stories and graphic novels into the current monthly series: There are a fuckload of characters that spinoff from Batman. This month DC will put out a total of 12 new Batman related books, and that doesn’t even cover all of the trades, reprints and guest appearances.

The Batman books are a little more interwoven than the rest of the DC books, so I think it’s a good idea to get at least a passing knowledge with some of the spinoff cast (aka: cast with their own books). So for each character I’ll give a brief into, a “classic” story and an easy current starting point for the character. I was going to save the current starting points for DC until the last article, but with so many characters, it fits to do it here.

Now Ranked more or less by importance/how much I like them/when I remember them, The Bat-Family:

Bruce Wayne (Batman I):
Summary: He’s Batman.
Classic Stories: See Last Article
Modern Starting Point: Batman and Son


Dick Grayson (Robin I, Nightwing II, Batman III):
Summary: The first Robin, introduced in 1940. You’re probably already familiar with the character in some form. Basically, Dick was part of a family of circus aerialists and when he was 8-12 (his age retroactively changes quite often) his parents were killed by gangster Tony Zucco during a performance. Bruce Wayne was in the audience during the performance and chose to take in the boy. Eventually Dick found out Bruce’s big secret and demanded to be involved, so Batman trained him until he deemed him ready for action, at which point he went out as the original teen sidekick: Robin.
Being around almost as long as Batman, there are quite a lot of Dick Grayson stories, but what’s important to know is that he fought crime alongside Batman for years until an argument over an injury/a fight with Clayface/Bruce’s cold, demanding ways led them to part ways. Dick later adopted the identity of Nightwing, which was what Superman called himself when he tried to fight crime without powers in the bottle city of Kandor. He’s also a founding member and former leader of the Teen Titans.
As Nightwing he operated on his own in the city of Bludhaven, but the city blew up, so you don’t have to worry about that.
When it appeared that Batman had died, he reluctantly took up the cowl himself, and when Bruce returned, he stayed the Batman of Gotham City while Bruce went around the world on a new mission. Despite all of this he still has a brighter disposition than Bruce.
He’s going back to being Nightwing in September
Classic Stories: Robin Year One, Nightwing Year One, Nightwing: Freefall
Modern Starting Point: Batman and Robin vol. 1: Batman Reborn


Commissioner Gordon:
Summary: He’s The Commissioner of Police. Been there sine the very first issue. Last good man in Gotham is sometimes his tag, though take it with a grain of salt.
Classic Stories: Batman Year One
Modern Starting Point: Detective Comics #871


Alfred:
Summary: He’s the Butler
Classic Stories: Pretty much any/every Batman story.
Modern Starting Point: Pretty much any/every Batman story.


Barbara Gordon (Batgirl I, Oracle:)
Summary: Gordon’s daughter (sometimes) and the first Batgirl. She started fighting crime on her own to help her father. She was later paralyzed from the waste down by the Joker in The Killing Joke. After that, she became Oracle, the high tech information trafficker for the Superhero community. She even has her own team of Charlie’s Angels called the Birds of Prey to run missions for her.
She’ll be Batgirl again in September
Classic Stories: Batgirl Year One, JLA vol. 4: Strength in Numbers, Birds of Prey
Modern Starting Point: Birds of Prey #1 (2010)

Damian Wayne (Robin V):
Summary: the genetically enhanced and expertly trained 10 year old son of Batman and Talia (the daughter of villain Ra’s Al Ghul and now a villain herself). He’s a recent addition, but he’s gone through a lot in the 5 years since his creation. Started off as an elitist upper class asshole with 10 year old’s idea of what Badass means. He was raised to replace Batman and lead Ra’s crime empire, and when was first introduced he didn’t really understand anything of what it actually mean to be Batman and Robin, going as far as breaking Batman’s #1 rule.
But after Batman was believed dead, Dick took him in and gave him the Robin identity, and the gold has been in seeing his interplay with Dick, which reverses the formula of the grim Batman and the smiling Robin. Through his adventures as Robin you see him start to learn what it really means to be a hero and to help people. I think he’s one of the best additions to the Batman books in years.
Classic Stories: He showed up 5 years ago. Just start from his first appearance in Batman and Son and then continue to Batman and Robin
Modern Starting Point: What I just said

Oh fuck, I just realized how many more we have to go. Let’s shorten this up a bit.

Selina Kyle (Catwoman):
Summary: Thief and sometimes girlfriend to Batman. Occasionally protects the east side of Gotham
Classic Stories: Selina’s Big Score, Catwoman (2001): Pretty much the whole series, there was a lot of good in those 82 issues
Modern Starting Point: Gotham City Sirens #1, Batman Inc #1


Tim Drake (Robin III, Red Robin)
Summary: Yummm
Classic Stories: Batman: A Lonely Place of Dying
Modern Starting Point: Red Robin: The Grail


Stephanie Brown (Spoiler, Robin IV, Batgirl III)::
Summary: Daughter of a small time villain who decided to become a vigilante. Annoying, inexperienced and eager to prove herself to everyone. Had her own identity, briefly became Robin when Tim Drake left the role, was fired from being Robin, started a gang war to prove herself, died, came back, became Batgirl.
Classic Stories: uh…
Modern Starting Point: Batgirl #1 (2009)


Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II, Black Bat):
Summary:
Classic Stories: Batgirl (2000)
Modern Starting Point: Batman Incorporated #6


The Gotham City Police Department:
Summary: The cops that have to deal with the boiling insanity that is Gotham city while having a bunch of vigilante’s coming in and doing their jobs. Notable members include: Harvey Bullock, Maggie Sawyer.
Classic Stories: Gotham Central
Modern Starting Point: Detective Comics #871


Rene Montoya (Question II):
Summary: GCPD officer who quit after the death of her partner. Met the original Question, a philosopher vigilante, who helped her work through her self destructive behavior. She took up his identity when he died of Lung Cancer.
Classic Stories: Gotham Central, 52
Modern Starting Point: The Question: Pipeline


Kate Kane (Batwoman II):
Summary: Daughter of a military family who lost her mother and sister after being taken hostage when she was a child. Kicked out of the military under Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, she found a new purpose to serve in Batman. So using her Father’s connections and Step-Mother’s money she trained herself to become Batwoman.
Classic Stories:Batwoman: Elegy
Modern Starting Point: Batwoman #0


Michael Lane (Azreal II):
Summary: A former cop tortured by one of Batman’s enemies, becoming a villain himself until he donned some cursed armor that belonged to an ancient cult and began waging a holy war on crime.
Classic Stories: He was only created in 2007
Modern Starting Point: Azrael: Death’s Dark Knight


Jean Paul Valley (Batman II, Azreal I)
Summary: Raised into a killing machine named Azreal by the same cult who had Lane’s armor, he later broke free of their brainwashing and began helping Batman. When Bruce broke his back, Jean Paul was asked to step in as Batman. As Batman, he began to lose his mind, reverting back to the cult’s programming. He was a violent, murderous Batman and Bruce took him down and took back the costume and identity. Afterwards he regained his sanity and began helping Batman under the Azreal name again until he died in the line of duty
Classic Stories: Batman: Knightfall
Modern Starting Point: He’s dead.


Jason Todd (Robin II, Red Hood II):
Summary: Second Robin, was taken in by Batman after he tried to steal the tires off the batmobile. Was whiny, annoying, and eventually murderous. Was voted to die via phone poll. Came back anyway 15 years later. Is still annoying and murderous.
Classic Stories: Problem with Jason Todd is that all of his “classic stories” that are actually in print are not very good. So just read Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’s For The Man Who Has Everything, which is the best story Jason Todd has ever been in.
Modern Starting Point: Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman and Robin vol. 1: Batman Reborn


Ace The Bat-Hound
Summary: The Dog
Classic Stories: None really
Modern Starting Point: Batman INC #4


Kathy Kane (Batwoman I)
Summary: Rich circus-owning widow who was inspired by Batman early in his career. Has only recently been brought into post crisis canon (I’ll get to that soon).
Classic Stories: None really
Modern Starting Point: Batman INC #4


Helena Bartinelli (Huntress II)
Summary: Man, I REALLY don’t care about Huntress.
Editor’s Note: “I know you don’t care about the huntress, but you should probably at least explain who she is a little”
*sigh* Yeah, okay. The Daughter of an Italian crime family. When her family was murdered she swore vengeance and patterned herself after Batman and his ilk. Occasionally kills. Clashes with the rest of the Batfamily over ethics, but is often desperate for their approval. She’s a school teacher by day and one of Oracle’s Birds of Prey
Classic Stories: Batman/Huntress: Cry For Blood
Modern Starting Point: Birds of Prey #1 (2010)


The Batmen of All Nations and Batman Incorporated
Summary: Many years ago, a group of men who were all inspired by Batman came together to form a short-lived super hero group. Now, Bruce Wayne is recruiting like-minded vigilantes from across the world and offering them the resources and even name of Batman in preparation for a coming danger that only Bruce knows about.
Some notable members include Knight and Squire, the batman and robin of England, and Gaucho, the Batman of Argentina.
Classic Stories: Batman: The Black Glove
Modern Starting Point: Batman Inc #1


Batmite
Summary: Sometimes a crazed fan from the 5th dimension, sometimes a drug enduced hallucination.
Classic Stories: Batman: Brave and The Bold Season 1, Episode 19: “Legends of the Dark Mite”
Modern Starting Point: Batman RIP


Terry McGuiness (Batman BEYOND)
Summary: The Batman of… THE FUTURE! In a world where Bruce Wayne has retired, Terry, a former street tough becomes Batman after the murder of his father. Working with an elderly Wayne, he fights the eerily familiar threats of Neo-Gotham
Classic Stories: The Batman Beyond television series
Modern Starting Point: Batman Beyond: Hush Beyond

Christ. Well now you have a little bit of reference for all of the Spinoff Batman characters. And man, I didn’t even get into the villains. And holy shit, the villains are plentiful and often star in the stories. Luckily for me, around the time The Dark Knight came out DC put out a mini series called Joker’s Asylum, which was a series of one shots, each giving a complete story about a different villain. They also published a sequel the following year. Those two volumes are a good starting point for most of the murderous ghouls in Batman’s life.

Next: Superman. Believe it or not, it’s going to get even more complicated.

Reaction to DC’s Relaunch

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DC is renumbering all of their titles and giving a soft reboot.

The Reaction:

If it’s good, I’ll buy it, if it’s bad I wont.
Day and Date Digital is good though

Bi-Curious: Maru and Probe’s Co-op Collateral Collision

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Maru: So I recently (read an hour or so ago) watched a great movie called Collateral with my bud Probe. And we both loved it.

Probe: Sup.

City Lights

Maru: Man, what really got me in Collateral was how well Tom Cruise played the villain. They had all kinds of creepy close up shots of his face in here.

Probe: Like I said while we were watching the movie, Tom Cruise always has a perpetual stone-cold sociopath face going on, this movie just finally decided to take advantage of that with long close up shots.

This was my second viewing of this movie, my first was when it just hit dvd in 2004. I went in only half remembering it, but liking what I remembered. This time around I noticed so much more, for better and worse.

Want to start going through the plot and give our thoughts as we go Maru?

Maru: Yeah, this was my second time watching it as well. First time on DVD though. But the synopsis sounds like as good a start as any. It starts out simple enough, a taxi driver in L.A. named Max, played by Jamie Foxx, picks up a lawyer going in to work on a case for the next day. They flirt, and she gives him her number. This is where he picks up Vincent, played by Tom Cruise.

And this, as they say, is where the fun starts.

Probe: The first thing I noticed this time around were the aerial shots. There’s a long sequence at the very beginning which introduces our three main players with very little dialogue all while showing as much of L.A. as possible. For a movie that’s more or less about driving, they sure went out of their way to create not only a sense of atmosphere with the setting, but to create a sense of understanding and familiarity with the audience. All of the driving sequences in this movie are cinematic joy.

But yes, we see our two main characters, Max Foxx), and Vincent (Cruise) start their day in L.A. Max walks through his routine with a clear familiarity and ease while Vincent is shown as uncomfortable and gawky. After that, Max gives a ride to Annie (Jada Pinkett Smith) and here we see Max’s taxi-cab-confessional style of interaction established. It was a cute sequence where Max gets Pinkett’s character to open up about her job and insecurities, but compared to the other two stars batting for the fence, Pinkett’s character seems a little flat and expected, but that’s just as much to do with the script as it does the performance.

Before we move on: how weird was that bit with Jason Statham showing up for no reason?

Maru: It was weird one way, and in another it was kind of cool, a very Jason Statham role, even though he didn’t do much in the movie. Speaking of those aerial shots, not only do they give a sense of atmosphere, they’re also a way for the audience to get a general sense of what time certain scenes take place at. As the movie goes on, the streets start to get emptier and emptier, until Max’s cab is pretty much alone on the streets.

But anyways, more plot. Vincent convinced Max to drive him around all night, saying that he’s in town to finish some business and talk to a few friends. This story falls apart once a dead guy, shot by Vincent and pushed out a second floor window, lands on Max’s cab. It turns out that Vincent is a hired killer, and his whole plan was to have Max drive him to wherever his targets were, and then kill them, and at the end, kill Max.

I gotta say, Vincent and Max’s conversations are pretty gold in this movie, before and after Max learns Vincent is a killer. There’s no specific lines that jump out at you as quotable or memorable, but every conversation leave me with a sense of enjoyment from their by-play. Vincent, despite being a hired killer isn’t like a lot of other movie hired killers, not loudly self assured or anything. Vincent’s self assuredness is a lot quieter, and seems to actually like the guy he’s gonna kill at the end.

Probe: The conversations make this movie, the actual plot is more or less a vehicle to carry on the dialogue between the two. These men who are opposites in so many ways, in terms of morals, success, and how they view themselves. They’re not just talking heads either, thanks to the fact that the cab is the main setting, most of the conversation is had during driving, and it’s shot with so much attention to detail. The part of this movie that impressed me the most was that while Vincent was talking at one point you heard the faint music of a car outside, and it blended perfectly.

After the first murder, the movie runs at a murder-conversation-murder pace for a little while with Vincent also killing a well dressed man and the owner of a Jazz club. All the while the police are starting to sniff around and piece things together, headed by Detective Fanning an undercover cop that dealt with the first victim. Fanning is one step of the other cops in his line of thinking, but he’s constantly worried about other cops or the FBI taking the case out of his hands and causing more damage than is necessary (man it was so hard not to make a title drop there). What I did not realize for the entire length of the movie was that Fanning was played by Mark Ruffalo, I mean christ, I did not recognize him at all.

Have any thoughts on the first three hits or Detective Ruffalo Maru?

Maru: I think the most interesting hit was the jazz player. It was the only time we learned something about someone Vincent was going to kill, other than a main character. The jazz man tells stories about playing in his club when he was a kid, playing with Miles Davis and how cool he was. Not bad, not good, but cool. Max figures out that the jazz man is another of Vincent’s targets, and tries to get Vincent to let him go. He agrees to let the jazz man live and disappear if he can answer a question about Miles Davis. The jazz man answers the question correctly, but it wasn’t the whole answer, so Vincent kills him. He was probably going to kill him no matter what though.

Speaking of Miles Davis and jazz, the music in this movie is very eclectic, going from blues, to jazz to just about every other genre you can think of. And it all fits with the scenes perfectly. It really makes it feel like you’re in the car with them, cause I know I’m always listening to music while I’m driving somewhere.

As for Detective Ruffalo, I have nothing to say other than this dude likes playing detectives. Collateral, Shutter Island…

Got anything to say about Vincent’s other targets Probe, or how they were killed?

Probe: The second one was basically a nobody, there to hammer home the scenario.
Jazz man however was pretty cool, and his hit surprised me by being the best part of that scene. His story began to trail off into irrelevance, but keeps it close enough to the vest that i didn’t roll my eyes.

After the Jazz club, the taxi dispatcher informs Max that his Mother has been calling because he missed his visit with her at the hospital, so Vincent forces Max to go pay her a visit, under the pretense that if he starts missing his commitments, people might come looking for him.

At the hospital they run into Detective Fanning in the elevator, in a move that I thought was too cute for its own good (and what hospital has its morgue on the top floor?).

Care to tackle the hospital scene and its result Maru?

Maru: Right-o. So, the cabbie dispatcher calls up Max, and tells him his mom has been calling all night long wondering where he was. Apparently, every night Max visits his mother in the hospital, makes sure she’s alright, and then goes on with the job. Well, since he’s been driving Vincent around, he hasn’t really had time to visit his mom, not to mention wanting to keep Vincent the hell away from her. Which, really, if I had an assassin riding around the back of my car killing people, I wouldn’t want them anywhere near my mom either. But anyways, Vincent forces Max to go to the hospital, cause if he didn’t, it would be breaking routine, and thus, would be suspicious. After Max, Vincent and Max’s mom talk, Max steals the briefcase with all the information about the targets. After a chase, Max ends up on an over pass, and he tosses the briefcase onto the highway, where it is promptly run over by a truck.

Of course, instead of being totally pissed off, Vincent is more amused than anything. He points out to Max that, yeah, destroying his stuff was an inconvenience, but there are back ups out there. So, he has Max go into a nightclub called Fever to retrieve them, threatening to kill Max’s mom on his way out of town if he’s not successful.

This scene is one of the best ones in the movie. It’s the where Max decides that he can’t keep being pushed around by Vincent and the situation he’s gotten himself into. He doesn’t know exactly how to get out of it, or stop it yet, but here, right here, he’s decided he has to do something other than let Vincent drag him around town on a killing spree ending with his own death.

Probe, any thoughts on the Fever scene? Different interpretation, or do you think I got it just about right?

Probe: Fever is actually the name of the club in the NEXT scene, I’m not sure if the club where Max meets Vincent’s boss was ever named.

But yeah, that scene. The boss starts telling a long-winded story about Santa Clause, and this is the point where the movie got too cute with the dialogue. The Jazz scene was pushing it, but this just went beyond the attempted realism the film was shooting for, right to being full of itself.

Outside of the monologue, the thing to really pay attention to in this scene is how Max is aping all of Vincent’s tics and repeating things that Vincent has said. We’ve seen little hints at this before, but this is the first time the movie made it clear that Max is slowly taking on what Vincent is selling. The threatening power and exclusionary attitude are real alluring things.

After the scene finishes and Max gets the rest of the names for Vincent, we see that the cops and the FBI have started to piece things together, except that the feds think Max is Vincent and plan on killing him on sight and only Mark Ruffalo thinks that someone is pulling Max’s strings

Which is another thing I didn’t like: the Feds were cartoonishly ignorant and incompetent. They were a helicopter away from being the Feds in Die Hard, and while I love Die Hard, like seriously, I think Die Hard is still the best straight action movie ever made, this is not Die Hard. Die Hard did not strive for realism, nor character study, which is what this movie is all about, and having the FBI act that trigger happy and dumb rang hollow and took me out of the movie.

Anyway, on to the next hit, which takes place at the club called Fever, Maru?

Maru: I’m not so sure Max is actually believing what Vincent believes, because…

Well, we’ll get there soon enough. So, we know that Vincent is a killer. But up until this point the only evidence that Vincent is Dangerous with a capital D was when he was going up against the three idiot muggers in the alley that I’m not sure we mentioned, and the jazz man, both of whom he took mostly by surprise. But Fever is where the movie says “This is how fucking Dangerous Vincent is.” Up until this point, Vincent has made sure to get his targets alone, with as few witnesses around as he could, waiting for the waitress to walk into the back room at the jazz club, his first target being alone in his apartment, etc. But the fourth target is in a club, surrounded by bodyguards, security, and bouncers, and Vincent calmly and methodically wipes them, and the target, out.  I’m not gonna lie, as Probe pointed out, this really isn’t much of an action movie. But this scene really is action-y.

Of course, Max is in the club as well, used to distract any cops or FBI agents. Thing is, Detective Ruffalo is convinced that Max isn’t Vincent, and that he’s innocent in all of this. Ruffalo says he believes that Max is innocent, and uses the shoot out between Vincent and the guards to escape from the club. He takes too long, and by the time they exit, Vincent is waiting for them. And, in typical Vincent behavior, he shoots Detective Ruffalo, and forces Max back into the cab.

I won’t lie. I like to gush. I like a lot of scenes in this movie, but the next taxi ride is probably my favorite scene. But first, Probe would like to say a few words.

Probe: Oh, I don’t think Max ever really buys what Vincent is selling, but he does start taking on characteristics, right up until that last cab scene.

As far as action goes, for a movie that’s so interestingly shot, I suppose it might be considered odd that the one with the most action would be the one that’s the most visually boring. It’s not bad, it takes the movie from point A to point B, and the death of the Detective was necessary as it breaks any illusions Max had about Vincent, but the action scene inside the club is just kinda there.

The last cab scene however, while not my favorite scene, it is definitely a highlight, and I have a lot to say about it, but I’ll let Maru tackle the summary.

Maru: Gotcha. So, like Probe said, at this point Max has lost any hope of getting out of this alive. He and Vincent talk, and Max actually starts to argue with Vincent instead of just allowing himself to be pushed around. And this is where things get interesting. Vincent posits that what he does, it doesn’t actually matter. “There’s no reason. There’s no good reason, there’s no bad reason to live or to die.” “Then what are you?” “I’m indifferent.” and then he goes into how small we are compared to the universe, and how we really don’t matter. What happens next is Max using that against Vincent. He begins speeding up, running red lights, taking sharp corners at high speeds, all the while Vincent holds a gun to his head and tells him to slow down. He refuses, and keeps speeding up. Keeps repeating the same things Vincent just said. “What does it matter? We’re all so little out here.”

And this is why its my favorite scene in the movie. Max just gives a great big “Fuck you” to Vincent’s philosophy, and the crashes his car, hoping to stop Vincent from getting to his last target. This conversation, to me, is one of those “If nothing matters, why bother?” versus “If nothing matters, why not?” arguments, and Max comes out squarely on the side of Why Not. It just speaks to something in me that hopes that people, deep down, are good and decent, even in a world where everything seems dirty and unclear. Kind of ties back to Vincent’s feelings about how every time he goes to L.A. he feels dirty and wants to be out of here as soon as possible. I dunno, maybe that’s just the superhero fan in me talking.

Probe? Any thoughts?

Probe: Yeah like I’ve been saying, Max has been struggling reconciling Vincent’s statements with how he has lived his own life and where it has landed him, and here he is at the high point of the film, rejecting both Vincent’s views and his own failure to act by wrecking his cab. It really brings the moment together.

It was the big climax of the film, unfortunately we still have more than 20 minutes left. While the remaining scenes are not bad by any means, you do get a sense that the movie is now limping to a forgone conclusion. The winner of the thematic battle has been determined, now we’re just waiting for the text to catch up to the subtext.

But we can’t stop here, so after the crash, both men walk away (rather miraculously) without much injury. Vincent slinks off after his last kill and Max lays down is resignation. After a police officer arrives at the scene to help, the officer find the body in the trunk from the beginning of the movie and arrests Max, who goes along with a relieved resignation. But then, just as he’s being read his rights, he sees the name of Vincent’s next hit in the wreckage of the cab. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s character. So naturally, instead of convincing the cop to get protection for the attorney whose lead witnesses have all been murdered tonight, he beats up the cop up, handcufsf him to the cab, and then runs after Vincent.

We’ve got one more scene to go Maru!

Maru: and of course you leave it to me. Well, like Probe says, we’re nearing the ending. The reason, by the way, the cop was trying to arrest Max was because the cop found the body of Target #1 in his trunk. So, Max picks up the gun that was being held to his head, and chases after Vincent. On the way, he picks up a cellphone (read: mugs a guy for it) in order to call Anne, Jada Pinkett Smith’s character, and warn her that Vincent was coming after her. After a bit of “Is this a joke?” “No, it really isn’t”, Max is able to convince her that Vincent is in the building, and is coming to kill her. First he tells her to get out, then, when he’s about to tell her to hide, the phone’s battery dies on him. Max goes rushing off to save Anne. Which leads to a kind of amusing scene when Max tries to break the door using a trash can, and it just bounces back at him. It kind of shows that, yeah, Max is trying to be a hero, but he’s still a cabbie in over his head. Eventually he gets in, finds Anne, and manages to shoot Vincent and escape.

Like Probe said, its kind of a straight shoot to the end from here on out. But, eventually Max and Anne are able to escape onto a train, and Vincent follows them. Max and Anne reach the front of the train, with Vincent hot on their trail. Eventually, it turns into a shoot out between Max and Vincent, both emptying their guns at each other. Vincent goes to reload when he notices that he’s been shot. He brings up a comment he said at the beginning of the movie, something like “A man died on a train here in L.A. Took them 6 hours to notice he was gone.” Vincent wonders how long it will take people to notice he’s gone as well.

Anything I’ve missed Probe? Final thoughts time?

Probe: You got the gist of it.

I appreciated the touches to at least attempt to keep the relatability they were attempting before we started scenes that looked like a deleted scene from John Woo’s Hard Boiled. The trashcan bouncing back off the glass, Max’s unfamiliarity with guns, and seeing him screw up the same headshot that we’ve seen Vincent do about 4 or 5 times now, so that Vincent ends up with only a bloody ear? All good ways to keep a suspenseful chase sequence lively but grounded.

Even the first time I watched it, I could predict how the film would end once they got down into the subway, and it was overly clever, but the imagery still managed to work.

All in all, I loved this movie. I nitpicked it a lot, but it is still a beautifully shot movie, with amazing care for detail and production, so if you’re into that, then you’re good.

If not, it’s still a strong and clever suspense movie, with two stars at the absolute top of their game. The dialogue is engaging, but with all of the callbacks to earlier conversations in the film, without strong performances, the movie could have easily come off as trite, but Cruise and Foxx blew it out of the water.

Jesus Christ we’ve been talking about this movie for a long time. Which I guess is the mark of either a great or a terrible movie. But I tend to think this one falls into the former category.

Maru: Agreed. This movie was great stuff. Clever dialogue, great shots to establish location, and actors that were created to play these roles, at least in Tom Cruise’s position.

Christ we have been talking about this movie for a while. Welp, if you’ve made it this far, congratulations, and thanks for reading. See you boys and girls next time!

Tonight. Max.

Daily Horror Punk

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99% of my music posts on here are about metal, but NOT TONIGHT. We’re rocking out to some oldschool punk, and there is non better than The Misfits. You might not have heard of a little indie metal band by the name of Metallica, but they took a lot of influence from them, Cliff Burton especially and for good reason. The Misfits combined a popish sound with ridiculous lyrics about horror and it is nothing short of incredible, check it out.

Progress Report

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I’m pretty sure you saw this coming from a mile away, but I just couldn’t resist myself. Most of my Reports thus far have been on Japanese bands, but I assure you that I’m in to other kinds of Prog as well, Especially of the metal variety. This one in particular happens to be my personal favorite (and might I add is one of the best things to ever come out of Long Island period). Liquid Tension Experiment (or LTE for short), was formed by Dream Theater’s drummer Mike Portnoy in ’97. Along with him for the ride was Jordan Rudess on Keyboard (Also of Dream Theater), and Tony Levin on Bass (Of King Crimson). There were various invites by Mike for other guitarists to keep it separate from Dream Theater as a whole, but due to schedule conflicts and turn downs ended up inviting founding Dream Theater member John Petrucci and thus, ended up labeling the band as a side project to Dream Theater. They released two albums (LTE and LTE 2 in ’98 and ’99 respectively)  and from there focused more on live shows. It was stated by Mike that there may not be a third album as most of the band is in Dream Theater’s lineup, along with issues with the record label Magna Carta.

In 2007, Liquid Trio Experiment was formed in two separate incarnations, the first being when John had to leave temporarily  when his Wife went into Premature Labor. The band released one album, Spontaneous Combustion, as a result of missing Original Master tapes, improvisation, and Jam sessions that originated from Liquid Tension Experiment’s second album. The second incarnation happened by accident during a live performance in Chicago of ’08 when Jordan’s Keyboard would play half steps every fourth key. While he was trying to see if tech crew could fix it, the other three members improvised the rest of the show. Much later, Jordan found out it couldn’t be fixed so he grabbed John’s guitar. John grabbed Levin’s bass and Levin played on Chapman Stick. The entire thing was recorded for a live album humorously called: “When the Keyboard Breaks: Live in Chicago.”

The band itself, while having roots stretching from Dream theater, is its own band. There’s no vocals and compared to DT, whose songs are all over the place (not in a bad way), LTE has a much more straight forward sound. This is in no way a bad thing as it still has that rather “Experimental” feel especially in John and Jordan’s Shredding and synth playing respectively. The overall sound results in a lot of very heavy songs, complemented by excellent drumming on Mike’s part, which sinks in really well with the other two. And who could forget about the Bassist and Chapman Stick player Tony filling in the blanks wherever he sees fit? (Or you know… However the song is written…)

Anyhow, gonna cut this short and land a couple of personal faves Below. If you haven’t heard of these guys, I highly recommend them. For now, enjoy.

 

 

BONUS: Drumming Lessons from yours truly

 

 

 

 

 

Books Need Reading Too You Know

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Hmmm, that’s not quite right…

Whatever.

So. Books. I love them. I love reading of almost any kind. Short Stories, Novels, I’ll read pretty much anything as long as it tells a tale. And, you guys know me, I love spouting my opinions to others, because dang it, my opinions are just that good! So, as you’re on the internet, I’m sure you’ve come across those lists of “The 100 Greatest Books You’ve Never Read” and lists with names similar to that one. The problem is, each list has the same books, just in a slightly different order. They all have Dune and Harry Potter, and don’t get me wrong, both are great series. But those lists have no variety, they’re all the same. So, I decided to make my own list of books that I hope you will enjoy. So, here we go:

A typical night at Callahan's Place

Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon by Spider Robinson: Number one on our list is one you may or may not have ever heard about. This series deals with a bar up in Long Island, New York, and its quirky, strange, and downright hilarious regulars. Jake the Folk Singer (who narrates the series and tries to win the contest of “worst puns and shaggy dog stories”)), Long-Drink McGonnigle (the man who comes in second place for “worst puns and shaggy dog stories”), Tom Hauptman (a former minister who helped with bartending), Doc Webster (The man who comes in first place for “worst puns and shaggy dog stories”), and the owner and chief glass washer himself, Mike Callahan (Who has to listen to the worst puns anyone has ever heard) along with a huge cast of others. However, its not just puns and bad jokes in this series. Its also full of sad stories, including what happened to Tom Hauptman’s wife, science fiction stories, such as when the entire bar had to fight The Beast (a space cockroach that was psychically gifted) and even a little romance, like Jake meeting his wife. The Callahan series has run for over 30 years, and its still causing laughs, sighs, tears, and warm fuzzy moments.

Storm's a coming, and its been here for 12 books so far

The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher: Take a typical noir story, full of twists and turns, cagey, foxy women (and trust me, they’re ALWAYS cagey and foxy), throw in a few red herrings. Now that you’ve done that, throw in magic. As much magic as you can. Faeries, more than 3 different types of vampires, werewolves (good guys and bad guys), ghosts, and things you can’t even imagine. This is the Dresden Files. 12 books full of the craziest supernatural mysteries you will ever read.

On the road to the New Gods

American Gods by Neil Gaiman: Unlike the others in this list, American Gods isn’t the prelude to a huge series chock full of books, although it does have a sequel-slash-spinoff in the book Anansi Boys. But this is about American Gods, the single novel, as I haven’t finished all of Anansi Boys yet. American Gods is chock full of great ideas. The premise of American Gods is that the old world Gods, Odin, Anansi, Loki, Apollo, were all brought to America by their worshipers years ago, and they still live here. But they’re all in danger of being wiped out and replaced by the titular American Gods, Television, Internet, Video Games, to name just a few. So, the old world Gods, lead by Odin decide to fight back, using their old age and trickery against the American God’s young age and enthusiasm. Its one hell of a ride.

 

Now, of course, these arn’t the ONLY books you should be reading of course. There are a lot of others out there, but as I said earlier, rehashing the same lists over and over again are what other blog sites do. Me, I’m gonna go a bit off the trail.

Honorable Mentions:

The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss: This story recounts the life of an adventurer long after his adventuring has ended. He owns and runs a tavern in a small town until a chronicler discovers who he is. The adventurer is forced to tell his story and boy, what a doozy it is. The story itself explores themes of storytelling, why we tell them, where they come from, etc.

1632 by Eric Flint and various authors: The 1632 series is, make no mistake about it, a time travel story. But whereas most time travel stories explore what happens when just one person goes back in time, and what changes he or she make, the 1632 series decides to go in a bit of a different direction. What would happen, instead of just one person from the early 2000′s being sent back in time to the 30 years war, a whole town is sent back in time, with all of its knowledge base, weapons and technical know-how. Needless to say, they change the course of history.

Jurassic Park and The Lost World by Michael Crichton: These books may be on some of those other lists out there, but it doesn’t matter. Both of these books go deeper in-depth than the in the background of Ingen, Ingen’s competitors, the island, the people and the dinosaurs than the movies do. I think what I love most about Crichton’s books is how he makes all this believable. When reading this book I can really buy that we are able to create dinosaurs from old DNA we found in mosquitoes.

A lot of books that I’ve been enjoying I haven’t read enough of to give a good summary to yet, like the Codex Alera or the Game of Thrones novels. But their time is coming.

 

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